Xylaquin
17-12-06, 22:48
Cruddy title I know.
Hark the Herald Angels Sing
Hark! says Spock as he posts a thre-ead
"This whole forum's pretty dead!"
c00ld is o-on, IRC
"we're on Ren, come follow thee!"
He joins the game, it's City Flying
GDI Powerplant's already dying
Hex, comes round in an APC
40 kills to his deadly glee,
Engies repair the MCT!
Then Hex is killed, by the AGT!
"We must rush", says ste-ealth killer
"Or we're doomed, for eternity!"
Slavik buys, a me-ed tank
GDI will, plan to flank!
Onward forth, the med tanks go-oh!
All alligned up in a ro-ow!
GE, oDLeto's got a nuke create!
and gets back in, he's feeling great!
Nod, are unexpe-ectant
As the meds aim, for the powerplant.
With the power down, and costs are double,
Nod are in, some blatent trouble,
greb fights back, with Raveshaw
but down goes, another building once more!
The meds progress, throughout the ba-ase
Rav-eshaws giving, the vital chase!
GE, oDLeto plants his prize,
Nod then meets, it's grim Demise.
The 12 Days of Christmas
There was a version on the ren forums but this one fits better IMO
On the 12th day of Christmas, Minura sent to me:
12 Proxy Mi-ines
11 Levels Loading
10 Hotwire's Healing
9 Nod Techs Nuking
8 Gunners rushing
7 Stanks a' stealthing
6 Headshot ownage
5 Nuclear strikes!
4 C4 blasts
3 SBH
2 grumbly mods
and a mammy out the weapons factory!
Deck the Halls
a song for n00bs
Deck the halls with proxy mining,
la la la la la, la la, la la!
'tis the time for constant whining!
la la la la la, la la, la la!
n00bjets never, need a reason!
la la la la la, la la, la la!
Give me credits! It's the season-
la la la la la, la la, la la!
Hark the Herald Angels Sing
Hark! says Spock as he posts a thre-ead
"This whole forum's pretty dead!"
c00ld is o-on, IRC
"we're on Ren, come follow thee!"
He joins the game, it's City Flying
GDI Powerplant's already dying
Hex, comes round in an APC
40 kills to his deadly glee,
Engies repair the MCT!
Then Hex is killed, by the AGT!
"We must rush", says ste-ealth killer
"Or we're doomed, for eternity!"
Slavik buys, a me-ed tank
GDI will, plan to flank!
Onward forth, the med tanks go-oh!
All alligned up in a ro-ow!
GE, oDLeto's got a nuke create!
and gets back in, he's feeling great!
Nod, are unexpe-ectant
As the meds aim, for the powerplant.
With the power down, and costs are double,
Nod are in, some blatent trouble,
greb fights back, with Raveshaw
but down goes, another building once more!
The meds progress, throughout the ba-ase
Rav-eshaws giving, the vital chase!
GE, oDLeto plants his prize,
Nod then meets, it's grim Demise.
The 12 Days of Christmas
There was a version on the ren forums but this one fits better IMO
On the 12th day of Christmas, Minura sent to me:
12 Proxy Mi-ines
11 Levels Loading
10 Hotwire's Healing
9 Nod Techs Nuking
8 Gunners rushing
7 Stanks a' stealthing
6 Headshot ownage
5 Nuclear strikes!
4 C4 blasts
3 SBH
2 grumbly mods
and a mammy out the weapons factory!
Deck the Halls
a song for n00bs
Deck the halls with proxy mining,
la la la la la, la la, la la!
'tis the time for constant whining!
la la la la la, la la, la la!
n00bjets never, need a reason!
la la la la la, la la, la la!
Give me credits! It's the season-
la la la la la, la la, la la!